I love you. I'm proud of you. Happy Holidays. Here, I have bought you a present.
Among the list of phrases that bring warmth and joy on the solstice, the following does not rank:
WARNING: THUNDER SNOW POSSIBLE.
What. the. fuck. Thunder snow? That's not weather. That's like...a 3rd level spell in some video game, or a boss's final attack.
Gaia has attacked you with Thunder Snow! Take critical damage, and admit you are a small and measly bug in her sight.
The motto of Maine should be: "If you like lake-effect snow, get a load of me!"
At least we are home and bundled up and I have mocha-pistachio cookies in the oven. We bought our first artificial tree this year since we're leaving--supposedly, if the blizzard doesn't block our way--for Cleveland the day after Christmas and can't leave a needle-dropping tree while we're gone. It was surprisingly hard to decide to buy a fake tree. Christmas trees have all this resonance for me, beyond smell and decorating. Getting my own tree has always felt so grown-up and competent to me--possibly because I remember the tree falling off the car onto the highway when I very small and my utter panic that it would get hurt, and thus getting it home always seems like a huge victory.
My mom says that when I was something like four, I "helped" her bring in the tree in the snow and when we had set it up in the living room and brushed off the snow, I put my hands on my little hips and said:
"See, Mom? We don't need men!"
Small Cat is essentially the same as Big Cat, obviously. I don't even really look much different.
Anyway, we'll be decorating our small plastic tree tonight. In a blizzard. With Thunder Snow. I love my life, and am a little afraid of it sometimes.
amused
Retail savant go!
2008-12-21 10:11 pm (UTC)
Aaaand I'm done selling for the company that I stopped working for last week. :P
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Heh.
Yeah, that's our forecast.}:/
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2008-12-22 05:42 pm (UTC)
Being in Seattle, this is amusing.
Journal-Person, I came from Metaquotes and wanted to share how much I adored your post. Your childhood story was love.
2008-12-22 06:05 pm (UTC)
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2008-12-21 10:28 pm (UTC)
Also, I am assuming that tiny-Cat did not have a rack. So there's at least one difference.
2008-12-21 10:35 pm (UTC)
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I'm guessing there's no saving throw for that. O.O
2008-12-21 10:43 pm (UTC)
Also, I love you and am proud of you.
2008-12-21 10:50 pm (UTC)
Geek minds think alike, I guess.
Happy Solstice!
2008-12-21 10:51 pm (UTC)
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2008-12-21 11:07 pm (UTC)
Are you kidding? Thunder snow is some of the best weather ever! I do a little dance when I see those words in the weather report.
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2008-12-21 11:22 pm (UTC)
LOL! This made my day (and helped me get my ass out the door to shovel the cars out!) I've experienced thunder snow a few times, it's pretty wild. Probably more common on the sea, where you are. Don't worry, if you don't like this weather, just keep waiting, it will change. And Spring on a northeast coastal island is going to be something special.
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2008-12-22 01:01 am (UTC)
People have always been talky in here.
2008-12-22 01:09 am (UTC)
I've been blogging for a long time, seven years, and my readers comment more than usual, but not as much as some--a 100+ comment post is rare for me, but common for others. But there's no way to predict, really. I think any blog-space eventually has its own psychic feel, its own vibe, atmosphere, and depending on what that is, people behave accordingly.
I will try to comment more on your journal though--I'm generally a low commenter myself.
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2008-12-22 02:13 am (UTC)
Goddamn your journals are entertaining. :)
2008-12-22 06:12 am (UTC)
I'm nearer to Chicago and my compatriots just shrugged at my excitement and trepidation as if..old hat.
We missed the thunder snow where I live..but we're still living with at least an inch of ice on everything from the snowcastrophe.
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2008-12-22 08:27 pm (UTC)
I was crawling over Monteagle Mountain on I-24, the fog was so thick I could barely see the end of my hood a a little gleam from the reflectors on the road, when suddenly the world became bright white. It was like being inside a giant flourescent light bulb. then the crashing rumble of thunder. It happened five or six times before I got down the other side of the mountain and clear of the fog.
2008-12-22 11:01 pm (UTC)
It can also snow while foggy (and fog while being snowy) and engage in other exciting and perplexing combinations.
On a good note- you have just seen one of the most exciting combinations.
2008-12-23 02:36 am (UTC)
See to see a fellow new Mainer! (I just moved to this state myself.) I have to say, Maine winter is a lot more...erm, impressive than the stuff I saw back in the South.
(And I see you're from Portland, I'm from Biddeford!)
2008-12-23 02:51 am (UTC)